Like My Hand Did

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Pulled up to a pizza hut Next to a barking mutt I said, "shut up faggot or your guts will be a bargain brunch" I need a bitch to punch And then a dirty ditch to dump her in These flirty witches ain't my friends And I will not make amends I need a Facebook slut, a kappa kappa cunt I’ll tie her up and fuck her butt So long she'll trade her thong in for depends Wolf style stab her goddamned esophagus Or cut her up like Kanye put her cunt in a sarcophagus I think there's been an avalanche, so much blow on top of us Hearts racing from this angel dust, Vicodin ain't stopping us Charms like Dracula’s blood in a vial Yeah my vag is fertile like the valley of Nile Egyptian sin my ship is in, Cleopatra has landed Don’t you wish you could’ve made me come like my hand did? Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like sand through an hourglass, slide your finger down my ass Swipe it like a credit card and ask for fifty cash back Give me a heart attack feel it pumping in my rack Coke like a fast track speeding in a hatch back Howling like a wolf pack your dreams in your knapsack Go to sleep and dream of my coochie Little do you know that I slipped you a roofie Wake without your wallet you'll be feeling goofy Then I’ll haunt your ass forever cause I’m sexy and spooky I’ll melt your ass turn your poop to diarrhea I’m more than a woman haunt you like Aaliyah Romeo must die you heard the commandment All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Surprise you're on cameras candid Post this shit on YouTube get famous get branded My standards are stranded On Island Records Def Jam Even deaf folks love to listen to my jams Peeps eat me up like a heaped plate of sweet yams Bet he hates himself for that early skeet skeet scam So many ways to dress, actor of parts But love don't get me stressed cause I’m the master of hearts I know that I’m the best, got a bachelor of arts You think that I’m impressed that you're a bachelor who farts Playing darts Wall Mart’s your favorite place to shop Dropped off by the pops plop down on your sofa Pop tops on Xbox paying cops playing soldier Only tart you'll ever pop pops out of a toaster You’re so naive like Adam and Eve Like I’ll get just what I want long as I say please Like you can get with a cunt with that Jinkos steez Well winds of change are coming can you feel that breeze Whipping window curtains bending bushes and trees Wishing you weren't hurting but it's too late to freeze Time goes back track black hole expanded All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did You’re a loser, motherfucking loser Like a lil Trekky trying to hit on storm trooper Beam me up Scottie I’m a hottie with a body Taking off in space Ferrari to that death star party I’ve landed Don’t you wish you could’ve made me come like my hand did Like my hand did Like my hand did All because you didn’t make me come like my hand did