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Harry Potter (Movies 1-8)
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Once upon a time, in 1991
Lived a wizard named Harry, whose dad and mum
Were killed by He Who Must Not Be Named
Or Voldemort for short, so Harry hops on a train
Off to Hogwarts, meets Hermoine and Ron
The Sorting Hat sorts, then they get some quididitch on
A three-headed dog, he guards The SORCEROR'S STONE
Grants immortality to the person that owns it
Harry and his friends put the dog to sleep
Then fight a plant, play chess, avoid flying keys
Locates Quirrell, with a turban on his head
Which is hiding Voldemort, Harry touches him, he's dead
Voldemort's soul knocks Harry out, then he's gone
But, Harry is protected by a spell from his mom
Which means Voldemort can't harm her only son,
So i guess the story's gonna go on and on
Year Two starts with a warning from Dobby
A letter-stealing elf with the hopes of stopping
Harry from returning, but he doesn't follow orders
As they take a flying car from platform 9 to 3 quarters
Then they crash in, get detention
A message in blood is written,
"CHAMBER OF SECRETS has been opened... beware",
This only applies to enemies of the heir
And that is when the kids begin
To wonder who is Slytherin
Harry speaks snake, which confuses them a little
Then, he stumbles upon the diary of Tom Riddle
It seems Tom Riddle might've killed Moaning Myrtle
Who's the ghost of a bathroom, and Ginny's in the middle
Of a ritual when, Harry gets in
Kills a basilisk to save future girlfriend
Harry Potter's a classic
Tale of good and evil
Do what is right, not what is easy
Unless you're a lame muggle
Can you believe we're already at Year Three
Harry blows up Aunt Marge, eating with The Dursleys
Back to Hogwarts he flees, on a Knight bus, he leaves
Now for some reason, Dumbledore looks... different to me.
Sirius Black has escaped as a PRISONER
OF AZKABAN as a bunch of Dementors
Fly around the place, make it dark and cold
While also sucking face and devouring souls
New defence against The Dark Arts: Professor Lupin
Teaches the Pratronus Charm, which a wizard can do when
A dementor causes harm, that's when Ron's rat bites him
Rat turns into Peter, Sirius and Lupin fight him
Peter Pettigrew now faces certain doom
Lupin turns into a Werewolf 'cause of the moon
So the rat gets away, Sirius is not okay
But they turn back time and save him in replay
Onto Year Four, Harry's dreaming of a man
As the GOBLET OF FIRE picks four champions
It should only be three, Moody makes him compete
And the deadly Tri-Wizard Tournament can begin
Save your friend from drowning once you find an egg
And the trophy's a portkey at the end of the maze
Cedric and Harry both go away
To a graveyard where Peter Pettigrew awaits
The spare gets killed, Death Eaters make it worse
Voldemort gets blood to kill Harry, but first
Expelliarmus vs The Killing Curse
Voldemort's wand breaks, Harry leaves with a burst
I really can't believe Harry's even still alive
Gets expelled from Hogwarts at the start of Year Five
But THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX help The Ministry learn
That Voldemort is planning a return
New defense against The Dark Arts teacher seems smarmy
The kids make a secret group: Dumbledore's Army
Voldemort possesses Harry, Sirius dies
"Neither can live while the other survives"
These films kind of seem real dark now
Does everyone just die in the end?
Let's not forget these movies were made as
Entertainment for children
In Year Six, we learn about horcruxes
Voldemort stored his soul in objects like lockets and kids
Dumbledore is no more, Snape comes to Draco's defense
And admits that he is THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Polyjuice, Year 7 Potters now counfuse the enemy
Death Eaters attack, and they take over The Ministry
Patronus in the form of a doe to a sword
Risk their life, break the ice, get The Sword of Gryffindor
Locket is destroyed, to the wilderness we go
To master death, you need THE DEATHLY HALLOWS:
Resurrection Stone to resurrect ghosts
Elder Wand, Invisibility Cloak
Voldemort steals the wand from Dumbledore's grave
Draco turns good and we learn that Snape
Has been helping all along because of love for Harry's mom
So Harry must die so Voldemort can go away
Then he comes back to life, a bunch of Death Eaters die
Harry overpowers Voldemort, pieces to the sky
19 years later, Harry's married and a father
That ends The Saga of Harry James Potter
Lots of Plots and Characters
Did not make it in this rhyme
But, that's what you get when
You recap eight films in 3 minutes time
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