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Im A Pimp ft. Earl Hayes
Too $hort
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2010, Short Dog in the house
My nigga Hayes in the muthafuckin' house
If she don't call by 12, then she don't get to go
It's my little secret, she don't get to know
I got a bitch on the side, but she won't get the dough
To my right is my wife, to my left is my ho
I'm a pimp
And it's no mistake, the only alternative to that kilo cake
Give you the same rush as when you slangin' bricks
When the feds come in town, I rely on my bitch
There I is, runnin' with my backup plan
My momma said, "You need somethin' to fall back on, man"
And since I ain't got no GED or college grants
I talk a chick into sellin' pussy right out her pants
By choice, I place it in 'em
Like puttin' directions in your navi system
Like teachin' white chicks breakdance and rhythm
I'm evolvin' the game and enhancin' pimpin'
Here I go, runnin' plays like a coach
Ten G's a night like winnin' the Super Bowl
Five G's a night like winnin' the playoffs
It's no need for practice so it's no days off
If she don't call by 12, then she don't get to go
It's my little secret, she don't get to know
I got a bitch on the side, but she won't get the dough
To my right is my wife, to my left is my ho
She better call by 12, she don't get to go
It's my little secret, she don't get to know
I got a bitch on the side, but she won't get the dough
To my right is my wife, to my left is my ho
I always maintain multiple relationships
What I say to a bitch will have her makin' chips
I don't prostitute every woman in my life
I got hoes, a daughter, a momma, and a wife
Like my nigga Hayes, I know how to send 'em
If you check my DNA, you'll find a lot of pimpin'
I don't stop winnin', I keep hot women
But the prettiest hoes, sometimes it's not in 'em
Everything I want, I'm gettin' it
And if my hoes can't get it, my bitch is rich
I got habits, man, my life is lavish
I'm hooked on money, I'm a goddamn savage
Call me daddy, no, I don't drive a Caddy
I keep it parked in my garage and push the S550
I'm the 2-S-H-O-R-T
You lil' bitch, you ain't hard as me
If she don't call by 12, then she don't get to go
It's my little secret, she don't get to know
I got a bitch on the side, but she won't get the dough
To my right is my wife, to my left is my ho
I'm a pimp
It's no accident, I'm puttin' on the Ritz where the cash is spent
I'm sittin' in the back where the glass is tint
Feet raised, I live the life you imaginin'
On the ground, though we above the sky
In the PJs feelin' like a private eye
Code name Magnum, yeah, I'm the guy
That'll have your girlfriend tellin' you a lie
And I'm sorry, I don't mean to do it
My karma specialist says I'm obscene to do it
And I'm so on the scene that my stings are newer
Yeah, I'm the shit, and that attracts your bitch
She can feel it, and I amplify it
I adjust the levels while we equalizin'
She know whatever she want, we can go buy it
Any experiments that we could go try
Horsebackin' and skydivin'
Mรฉnage ร trois and jet ski ridin'
Or just chillin' while they admire our ice
That's my wife, but I feel bad
If she don't call by 12, then she don't get to go
It's my little secret, she don't get to know
I got a bitch on the side, but she won't get the dough
To my right is my wife, to my left is my ho
I'm a pimp
Shout out to all the real pimps
Where you at, man?
Yeah, we still blowin'
Where the weed smokers at?
You in the mix, bitch
Too $hort
Gotta send a special shout out to all the real hookers
Get your money, bitch
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