Call the Cops
Dr. Dooom Jacky Jasper
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Jackie, you keep some rollers in your
Head with that plastic on your head, huh?
Man, hey Keith, who did your Jheri curls, man? They look good
I seen y'all this morning on Cops, man
They had y'all pictures, all your profiles and everything
Y'all should stay low
Gene called, he need five hours
Ultimate focus behind your neck
Kill reflex with techs on your lyrical index
Stop the masses, rotate the fastest
Afro Jheri curl world
Get ignited, reinvited on your main sources like the enforcers
Submachine spray your Liberace pianos
Freestyle ambulances, bring out your new dancers
While y'all can't rap, we took your Ampex for house protective custody
Got your face disgusting me
With animal-like instincts, I left a dead gorilla in a skating rink
Penetrate your Gap jeans with Black & Decker machines
Alternate your skully's, catch dead rats in Saran Wrap
Put used diapers on your windshield wipers
Make you eat your own feces, sell your lintrumalises
Pull out your colon, leave your glands swollen
Uncircumcised between your mom's thighs
That's right, with a face like Michael Myers
I clip the ears off your bodyguards with some bloody pliers
Bound to eat a German Shepherd in the Mojave Desert
While y'all talk gangster, I push body parts in shopping carts
Leave wigs on streets on Melrose so coroners can smell those
Arms for three days with three legs in the backseat
Y'all get the back heat
With the police department scared to look at my apartment
Three weeks ago, I dumped a bag of legs with beer kegs
Went to Ralph's and bought a six-pack and some eggs
Seen my face in the paper with a beard, went home to shave
Took out your bodies in the pickup truck back to the grave
Drinking Yoo-Hoos and donuts, y'all punks think I'm so nuts
Walking in hospital rooms like the black Doctor Doom
Push you in a wheelchair out the window down the steps like Ironside
You run and hide, handicapped with no maps
I'm after you to throw gas at you
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move in alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move in alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move in alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move in alternate states
Jackie Jasper with illegal drugs, something for the thugs
A bag of penises with twenty bud plugs
Persian rugs with dead bodies on it
Call Columbo, who done it? Solve it
And I'll revolve it and hold it
To the morgue, to the hogs, to the dogs
Vagina with bugs, rubs, cuffs
Getting fellatio, ratio for sure
Positive, why die? Live
Call me toast, tomato juice and cherry hoes and toast
Santa and Barbara at the Barbary Coast
Most chicks licks black holes, footage exposed
Wasted my children on her clothes
So when I'm pinocรฉ, suppose
I penetrated your neck with a big pen
With a belt around my waist like Bookman
Don't ask my neighbors, bodies dead, sixty-nine flavors
Behaviors, smoking glass with coleslaw hanging out your ass
Take a blast, I'm traveling fast past
A nymphomaniac digging up corpse, I'm a necrophiliac
Getting my chick back, hitting up smack, had that
Head bobbing, jogging, cycling, recycling
Conniving, arriving, hearse driving, it's even
Seven heads, ten horns, believing
Evil demon, ask Stella Steven
Retreating, you're beaten, eaten
Dead puss, sardine can smell from here to hell
A gladiator with tights under disco lights
Blowing a harmonica, yo, in Santa Monica in a Honda
Name Basil, knife all depressed, cross-dress, your name Rhonda
Call McGarrett, call Dano, call Cheo
Five-O rolling in a Pinto
From Ohio, Toledo down to San Pedro
Believe me, ho, my soul Curtis is blow
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move the alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move the alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move the alternate states
The projects called the cops
The FBI got our fingerprints, heavy big weights
We move the alternate states