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Liquor and Women

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She was tall, she was wet, and her head was fantastic I put my lips to her, she was also bombastic Her body, like amber, she gave me great cheer... (Ready? OK. 2, 4, 6, 8 You can watch her master- WAIT!) And I licked every drop of this fine mug of beer Oh, liquor and women and liquor some more You'll find me pullin' myself off the floor Will I wake in my bedroom or around the backdoor? Oh liquor and women and liquor some more She was stout, she was dark, not for everyone's taste She went down quite well and I'd not care to waste As I pulled her close to me we got down to business... (And made quick business of it, too. I mean... No no, it's OK. She said "It happens to everybody" I mean, it happens to you guys, right? Nope. Guys? Guys.) Just me and my lover, this fine mug of Guiness Oh, liquor and women and liquor some more You'll find me pullin' myself off the floor Will I wake in my bedroom or around the backdoor? Oh liquor and women and liquor some more Me mates, they tell me to give up my drink They say I don't know what I'm doin' (You DON'T know what you're doin') But, I really don't care what they think I'm more conscerned with what's brewin' She smelled of berries and beckoned to me She was mighty full bodied sittin' on my goatee She dripped on my cheeks and she was indeed pale... (Like an albino? Nah, I think she was a Goth chick. No, maybe she was a Ghost! And I would've gotten away with it, too If it wasn't for you meddlin' pirates and that damn pizza guy (Scooby laugh)) Lost myself in the moment with this fine mug of ale Oh, liquor and women and liquor some more You'll find me pullin' myself off the floor Will I wake in my bedroom or around the backdoor? Oh liquor and women and liquor some more