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Lizard Wizard
Cyanide and Silicone
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I am the Lizard Wizard dancing in my J's
Socked up to the knee caps, dancing for days
And they scraped up bloody
And they fucked up, buddy
I don't need your opinion I just need my dubby
That a double four for the tripled ass hoes
And I don't make sense but the rhyme still flows
On a break beat eating cheap meat
And I'm sick to my stomach
I'm about to vomit
On my new carpet
Should've got hard wood, mop it up real good
Mr. Clean is a bitch and he sucks on my big wood
With the wax on, wax off, suckle on my lizard
I keep it in a cage, let it out in a big big rage
I got fat balls, and I'm all up in the fifth base
And I beat your mom, yeah I really fucking beat her
Cause she sucked on my nuts
An fucking twisted on my peter
Bitch I got a lizard in my pocket
Left of my pants pocket and I put it in her socket
And I met her daddy just the other day
And he looked just like Davy Crocket
If the boy Davy Crocket was gay
And when Dale's around bitch you better watch what you be saying
Cause I know for a fact that he could end your fucking day
You know it's fucking facts when I say I'm the Lizard King
If Dale's the Lizard Wizard then here comes an early spring
I gotta go, I gotta plan a camping trip
I'm taking all my fucking geckos and my Lizard, bitch
I'm Brian and I'm coming with the killing switch
Ant eaters crawling all around me claiming innocence
Blast them with my tongue, Brian do it at your businesses
Classroom? That's kiddy shit
Catch me in the mother fucking bathroom
Slapping up her titties with my Christmas list
I wasn't even dissing bitch
I was trying to drive my ass out to your house with a Lizard dick
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