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Puerto Rican Holiday
Pat Cooper
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I worked Puerto Rico about four months ago. I don't know if you
Realize it or not. There are ninety percent Americans in Puerto Rico
And only ten percent Puerto Ricans. The ninety percent Puerto Ricans
Are in New York. But it's an amazing thing. They're such wonderful
People. In Puerto Rico they only have one television program. All
Spanish speaking people trying to entertain an English speaking
Audience. Now this is my impression how these nice people do it
I play two parts. First the Spanish MC, and second
The Spanish comedian. Now ladies and gentlemen
Please pay attention, I need the experience
You belong to my heart
Now and forever
Buenas noches de pa favore de cuarazonis ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the funny hour. WATV channel thirteen. San Jose, Puerto
Rico. Hoy, el funny shower de pa favore de cuarazonis de noches
Del sponsor, la matadores sprinkling powders. La matadores de pa
Favore de noches de cuarazonis de pa favore de come in a can. On
Top this can is a button. You press the button, you go this way
La cucarachas going round and round and round. You don't feel too
Good. So remember the funny shower brought to you by matadores
Come si va, matadores. And now ladies and gentlemen, the number
One comedian of Puerto Rico. Please pay attention, he's very sick
My name's Ziggy Elman. Tonight I'm going to do something very
Different. Tonight I'm going to do American movie actor
Impersonation. This first impersonation is a very tough guy in
American movies. It's a James Adagness. Please, James Adagness
Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. De noches de cuarazonis de pa favore. De pa favore
De cuarazonis de noches. Bless you right between the eyeballs
Hoy, it is great lover American movies, as a Cary Grants. De pa
Favore de picture of tight pants. De noches de cuarazonis de pa
Favore. De pa favore de cuarazonis de noches. Carmelita? Carmelita
That's like Judy, Judy, Judy. Hoy, it is great actor in American
Movies, as a Peter Lorres. De noches de cuarazonis de pa favore
De pa favore de cuarazonis de noches. It's a knife in your
Father's back. One, two, cha cha cha. Three, four, cha cha cha
Five, six, cha cha cha. Thank you, Ziggy Elman. Remember the
Funny shower brought to you by matadores. Come si va, matadores!
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