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Show me what you got! Oh no Rick! the Cromulons are back again! Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys Decided to make their own musical tribute To "Rick and Morty's Adventures" An-And they couldn't think of A more original way to start the song Wait- What are you talking about?! Nevermind Th That doesn't even make sense! Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy! All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your Hands in the air! Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat! Okay Rick! Represtin' Earth C-137 Y-You won't get a better- Better Rick Sanchez is any dimension ARREST HIM! He's got a rap sheet of galactic offenses! None of which were sexual Everybody consented (Burp) I get up in the morning Pull my Morty out of bed Time for another demented adventure again Every time we come this close To ending up dead Remember when we buried ourselves? That messed with my head! Yeah that was dark (burp) It's in the past though Morty I'm gonna have to ask you to Put this in your asshole shortly NO WAY! I was a victim Of a "Jelly Bean" Predator! Think of it this way Morty You're just building more character Beth, lets be serious Your fathers off his rocker I've got no regrets Jerry But I can't speak for my daughter Oh my god! this family's Such an embarrassment Nobody asked you Summer Come back when you become relevant You have the formula for Dark Matter Hand it to me! Check between my ass cheeks If you want the recipe (eww) Shock you like a mind fuck Call it "Inception" just like Scary Terry I'm all up in your head bitch! Oh Hi Jessica! Morty, ignore that chick Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices Why would anyone need anymore than that Rick? Morty, trust me Your gonna get bored of that quick Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub! I got to go to school Rick That's what my parents say Shut up Morty You don't have friends there anyway Well at least when I had a kid I stuck around! You raised him pretty well He destroyed the whole fuckin' town! A sexbot, Morty? That's the best you can do? You needed me to get Jessica interested in you Well- don't forget You couldn't make it work out with Unity Sounds like a job for Mr meeseeks! LOOK AT ME! I'm fed up with always Getting taken for granted I should had killed your ass at the festival Back on purge planet! Whoa Morty, I'm impressed That was pretty Harsh Sorry, Rick I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum's bars It's all good little man My homies got our back! Bird Person Squanchy even Reverse Giraffe! (Scream) just a parasite, it's under control Good job, Rick! Thanks, Mr poopybutthole Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub! YEAHH rick And Morty- Morty And Rick- track Number-Number two NUMERO DOS! YEAHH! This is our song mOTHERFUCKERS! Get Schwifty Morty on the mic and I'm high on Purgenol I'll set fire to this track Before I fucking burn you all! You know I may not be smart But I've got a lot of Heart I make all the tough calls like The time I killed Fart Yeah Morty, we'll do- We'll do whatever it costs To get the Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce! Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks Just kidding Lick my balls you talentless dicks! I'm the one true Morty and that's a fact Alone we aren't much But we are strong as a pack! I'm the Mortiest Morty And that makes me pretty awesome Careful A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems Lets take a break at Blips And Chitz! Watchin' Ball Fondlers its the shit! Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick! Kalaxian Crystals! Give me a hit! I survived Anatomy Park get on my level! I made Satan my bitch Now he calls me the Devil Portal Hoppin' every day It's my favorite hobby Can't you see that I'm Squanching?! You couldn't trick me with A Million layered Simulation Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation I've got a solution for any bad situation (burp) Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub!