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Taylor Swift
Stacked Like Pancakes
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(Everybody, please welcome Nirvana!)
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Dear diary, oh my god
I love Chad!
Oh my god, he's so cute!
I just want to take him out and go... roller-skating!
Go to the- go hiking!
Go to the movies, and maybe at the end we can-
No one actually knows what Taylor Swift was really thinking
When she wrote all those songs about boys
But we all know that John Mayer has a big penis
Now, let me be for-real
I just got dropped by my agent
And all my shows have gone out the door
I'm ready to go to a new place
And quit pretending that I'm from Baltimore
Taylor Swift ain't got the balls
To write a ska song
And honestly she's smart for that
All her fans would self destruct
If she wrote a song that sucked
As much as this one
So, I need you to make me famous
'Cause I'm pushing on my thirties
And I'm getting kinda worried
I'll never do my music for a living
I said, I'm pushing in my thirties
And I'm getting kinda worried
Oh, Taylor Swift
Please write a song about me
(Hey!)
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What does it take to write a hit song
Everyone will listen to?
Something relatable?
How about a feature with a
Much bigger artist singing on a verse and chorus?
(Yup! I'm as big as they get)
One Xanax a day (yup)
Keeps my dark thoughts away
And the doctor will say
"How are you today?"
Fractions of pennies on the dollar
Doesn't fit my wallet
When you listen to this one
So, I need you to make me famous
Cause I'm pushing in my thirties
And I'm getting kinda worried
I'll never do my music for a living
I said, I'm pushing in my thirties
And I'm getting kinda worried
I'm pushing in my forties
And I'm getting kinda worried
I'll never do my music for a living
I said, I'm pushing in my fifties
And I'm feelin' kinda Swifty
Oh, Taylor Swift
Please write a song about me
Oh, Taylor Swift
Please write a song about me
(I'm fucking 32 now!)
(Actually wait am I- no I'm 31!)
(I'm 31!)
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