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Sure As Hell Ain't You

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Becky grew up in a small town Where word gets around real fast So everybody knew when Becky found a new love Even though she was still betrothed to Brad They called her all the worst things She'd cry, but they didn't care 'Cause they didn't know that Brad had been beating her up When he wasn't busy having his own affair Now, ain't that just sick? I guess the moral of the story is Mind your own business, move right along Your backyard needs tending So go ahead and get the hell out of mine 'Cause you don't know me But keep talking, you'll find out soon I only got one man to answer to And it sure as hell ain't you Lucy is a high school sophomore She gets Cs, and Ds, and Fs Her friends all call her a moron Spread rumors that her mama dropped her on her head But turns out, she ain't no dummy Hell, her IQ's 110 She was failing on purpose So she wouldn't skip a grade And she could stay with her stupid friends Oh, the irony of it all Is the order really all that tall? Mind your own business, move right along Your backyard needs tending So go ahead and get the hell out of mine 'Cause you don't know me But keep talking, you'll find out soon I only got one man to answer to And it sure as hell ain't you Richard worked for the FBI His wife's friends said he was cheating So, while he was fighting cybercrime She was sexting Steven Marty is a Walmart bagger He's only been on two weeks Rebecca told him all the gossip And all about how much their boss stinks She said he's so ugly Even Bonnie Blue would tell him no When that episode of Undercover Boss came out, Marty let Rebecca go Be careful what you say And the really big takeaway is Mind your own business Move right along Your backyard needs tending So go ahead and get the hell out of mine Cause you don't know me But keep talking and you'll find out soon I only got one man to answer to And it sure as hell ain't you No, it sure as hell ain't you