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Mr. Bean vs. Charlie Chaplin
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Rap Battle
Charlie Chaplin
Vs
Mr. Bean
Begin!
Let me break the silence if you couldn't already tell
It's the only actor bigger than the industry itself!
I'm a ladies man, whilst you're a baby man child
You're the face of "stranger danger" with that rapey damn smile
You got a lady friend that you sure want to charm a lot!
But you could never slot your mini in her parking spot!
The last woman you hit on was the Queen!
I'll kick you off-set, I'm experienced with flicking beans!
(Eugh...) My name is... Bean
I made 15 funny shorts in under 5 years
And I was more successful than your half a century-long career
Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology wouldn't let you speak yet
I didn't talk 'cause I didn't need to! to have the whole world get me!
I made my comedy speak for itself like Teddy!
The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady: jeez!
Cranking through wedding rings like gears on a machine!
The FBI would see you flee, 'cause you liked them early in the bed!
Right, would it have hurt to have tried a turkey on your head instead?
Oh? It's still my rap? Well then, Chap, I must ask
Why would you go through all that effort to make fun of Hitler
And then look in the mirror at your get-up thinking
"Uh, I'll keep the mustache"
Was that film reel? 'Cause I see through your wrap
It's fitting a Bean's leaving nothing but hot gas
Pitiful, your comedy used to be universal
Now you're only getting Snickers when you sellout for commercials
Rockin' the comedy and drama this prodigy's got both
Your style's like your Olympic cameo: one note
You're only slapstick, a walking disaster: tragic
The fact that you're somehow still alive? uh, magic?
When I say action I turn secretaries to actresses
While everyone around you falls victim to Rowan's accident!
With a YouTube channel, movies panned, and 'toons you're grasping fans
After 30 years they should've left this bean canned!
You left your mark on the industry, no question!
But your pictures gave me a great depression!
You kept your family backstage, it's quite a shame
You put your Mum in a cell 'cause she had none in her brain
Treat every woman the same (Uhh... misogynism)
They're not public pools, listen, stop putting your swimmers in 'em!
This fight is like your career
Cause as soon as they brought the mic in and you started to speak
You took bigger dives than I did!
Don't deny it, I can see why you're better off quiet
Petrified of sound 'cause your daddy left you in silence!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide
The next rap battle is on the way