Eddie Bravo Questions Everything
Eric Dubay
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I was weary at first, but Eric Dubay has some compelling arguments
Supporting Flat Earth that can't be explained
Oh my God, Eric Dubay? Yo Joe Rogan, what you been smoking?
You know the Earth's flat, and that's your Fear Factor
You're just a failed actor, sold out to NASA
Neil Tyson's pear-shaped balls on your breath yeah
Oh lucky lucky like one of Hugh's Bunnies
Remembered that bit from when you used to be funny
What the fuck! Fuckers
The Flat Earth
Someone was calling me a Flat Earth sell-out
Fuck these guys
Fuck Eric Dubay
If he's ever on this show I wanna be outside waiting with a fucking baseball bat
Ok Eric
Ok Trevor
What the fuck ever
Threaten me with violence, I'll hit back with a feather
Keep your baseball bat and your piss-stained beard
Because the Earth's still flat and your tats are weird
Dinosaurs are fake and your mate there's queer
Now I'll drink me a juice while you have you a beer
I'm glad I brought a lot of beer
You shill, they're coming at you now with Flat Earth knowledge
Bring it
Gonna confront you with Flat Earth reality bro
You're a shill!
You're a Flat Earth shill, a dinosaur shill!
Statements like that, that he makes, are just fucking irritating
Yeah, I know, that's why I say them
Always piss paleontologists off when I see them
In museums or any other place, anywhere they're trying to lie to my face
Hey, by the way, anyone remember back when Joe had knowledge and passion
Back when he showed the fake Moon landings
Back when was the Last Comic Standing
He'd oust liars and put them in their place
Like Carlos Menstealia laughing in his face
You know what's interesting about this guy is that he knows so much
Yeah, the guy that does 200 proofs the Earth is flat
He's using all this data that's actually factual
Think about it
Right now, you have 4 million subscribers that now know this video exists
That know Eric Dubay's name, that know that paleontologists can get riled up by this guy
They're now going to go look
His voice is annoying as fuck
Let's play more
Play more?
No thanks
I'm out
Respect to Eddie Bravo for truly questioning everything, like you supposedly did Joe
Fuck you for saying supposedly
The comments are amazing
So have you extensively looked into his research
There's definitely some fuckery going on with most of the ISS footage
Like all the videos have all been faked, every one of them
There is no such thing as gravity
Oh my god, that blows my mind
I have a friend that doesn't believe in satellites
Just keep perpetrating the lie that the Earth is round
Dinosaurs are not real
You're not just a Flat Earth shill, but you are also a dinosaur shill
People love to fucking get worked up about non-sense
Private tour of JPL? Fuck yeah!
That shit isn't research
You're not a scientist
You're not wearing a lab-coat
That's not research
His simple statements are looping in thousands
And tens of thousands of employees and museums and all of that world-wide
This would be one of the largest conspiracies ever
So that's an absolute bullshit Eric Dubay outright lie
Eric, you're fucking wrong
Fuck you Eric Dubay! Fuck you Eric!
Don't bring your Flat Earth bullshit into my profession
Fuck you
I will mock the living shit out of him until he wants to put himself into a chipper-shredder
We don't do it to try and convince the big mouth-pieces for these movements
We're trying to go for the people that aren't quite sure
If we embarrass the living fuck out of these people
Those people will go "Wow, those guys are idiots
Why did I even consider that the world is flat or that dinosaurs didn't exist?"
We didn't shut them down early enough
And now they're loud enough that we have a problem