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Story Of My Life
John Tartaglia And Company
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Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet
(Pinocchio) I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy
(Nose grows and he laughs)
(Guard) That's your patch of mud down there
(Pinocchio Spoken) Oh, dumped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap
Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That's just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That's the story of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life
Strife is never ending
(Guard Spoken) Peter Pan
Banished from the town
(Guard Spoken) Ugly Duckling
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand
They blew our condos down
(Guard Spoken) Wicked Witch
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama's in the mud
Mama's in distress
They ridiculed my hat
They said that we were fat
They tore my cotton granny dress
And called me a hot and tranny mess
(Guard Spoken) Sugar Plum Fairy
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
Told to go away
Tumbled off the wall
But that's the story of my life
(Guard Spoken)You're late rabbit
That's the story of my life
(Guard Spoken)Have fun you guys
That's the story of my life
(Guard Spoken)And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed
I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending
And this right here
Not how it goes
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after
If this is it
It blows
It blows
It blows
(Spoken)This is worse than the time I caught Dutch Elm Disease in Tijuana
Story of my life
All the wasted prayers
All the broken dreams
All the broken chairs
All the damage done
All the busted beds
All the shattered falls
And the porridge on our heads
That's the story of my life, yes sir
That's the story of my life, oy vey
That's the story of my
Life
(Pinocchio Spoken)Crap
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