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Drunk I Am
You Betcha Guy
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The beers are going down easy
And my team's playing on the TV
That tequila and lime's
Got me losing all track of time
Been a blurry neon evening
And these texts, they ain't like reading
I think her fourth missed call might be a sign
So, I picked it up, thought I was tough
And the first thing I said, was
I ain't as think as you drunk I am
No, I ain't even a little buzzed
I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine
Right now, right here
I promise, baby, I'm on my way
I swear, I already paid my tab
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man
I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Well, I guess I raised a few
'Cause Jimmy just got a divorce
And Timmy just joined the force
And Kimmy, you just bought a horse, right?
And Jimmy, you got a divorce
I ain't as think as you drunk I am
No, I ain't even a little buzzed
I can walk a straight line ten times outta nine
Right now, right here
I promise, baby, I'm on my way
I swear, I already paid my tab
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man
I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Alright though, I'm really gonna need a ride home
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I think she's actually not pissed at me
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Life is good on the porch
Yeah, she wasn't listening
So, I put her on speakerphone
We all said, "We ain't as drink as, fuck"
We ain't as think as we drunk we are
No, we ain't even a little buzzed (Yes, that what it is)
(Get ready) we can walk a straight line ten times outta nine
Right now, right here
I promise, lady, I'm on my way (you said my tab is what?)
I think I paid everybody's tab (I ain't paying for that shit)
Don't you worry ma'am, I'm a sober man
I ain't as think as you drunk I am
Kimmy just got a divorce, she can't afford it
(I think we got-)
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