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The Bunnypocalypse
Aurelio Voltaire
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Meep
I got out of bed
It was Easter morning
Only 8a.m
I should still be snoring
Then I heard a cry
Coming form the crypts
And there before my weary eyes
Was a Bunnypocalypse!
I was kind of stunned
I looked all around
There was sleezter eggs
Scattered on the ground
Then they cracked wide open
And coming out in waves
Was a zombie bunny horde from beyond the grave
A black cat crossed my path
And said I had nothin' to fear
Hey Cat, you don't know Jack
'Cause the haremargeddon's here!
A tap, tap, a double tap
To send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the Bunnypocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the Bunnypocalypse!
I turned and there I saw a Druid
He was mixing up some magic fluid
He told me Easter was a pagan holiday
"It's been Christian long enough
And we're taking it back today"
I called old Chuck Norris and the Boondock Saints
Call the Pope in Rome
They all told me to wait
I called Bruce Campbell
Got him on the phone
He said "Keep your chin up boy
'Cause now you're on your own"
A black cat crossed my path
And said I had nothin' to fear
Hey Cat, you don't know Jack
'Cause the haremargeddon's here!
A tap, tap, a double tap
To send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the Bunnypocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
For the Bunnypocalypse!
La-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!