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MaxNormal.TV feat. Neon Don, Duppie, Yo-Landi Visser
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At the end of the day I'm on my way home On the highway, thank God it's Friday Max Normal in '95 You know the vibe, push some overtime clock out Then home to wife Then I noticed I don't know where the hell I am I must have taken a wrong turn, she let me phone home Hey honey, listen don't get cross I'm gonna be a little late, I'm just a bit lost Word, she's breaking up, I gotta grab reception I got crap reception, I'm just gonna get directions Stop at the intersection wind down my window To speak to some kids, but before I speak the kids go Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don Hey can you not show me what the hell that was all about? Let me speak to these two guys coming round the corner now Hey, check your rasbille a la vlek I'm Maxi, I'm Maxi petite Can I help you? Hi guys, I made a bum steer Do you know how I get to the highway from here? Check the plains, it's kinda hard to explain I still don't want to put a klop strain on your brain Uh, what are you doing? It's okay, we can show you the way If you want to get to the highway, drive straight Hi, I'm Max Normal Dress code: strictly formal, no kwaai Ek's in a dropie, fokken nice! Hey, you big vitsak! Ek sal doen wat ek wil Misebel Sisal! Kryk 'n koekie skuit en chill Turn left here, Maxi, right's the way you got it I'm with my guys, there's a genuine in our wallet Aww, wys die dey lik 'n meisie Wys me? Kyk hier I love babies! Nah, Max, you got a nice suit But wys me now, kykie, why you wearing my shoes? Uh, these are my shoes Kalm nou, don't be insecure I'm a size nine, let me try them on to be sure Daar is it nou, ekke snug like a glove Take a puff, my bru No thank you Smoke this or I'll smoke you Ah, ah, ah, Max that won't do Don't take a moffie skuit, Max you better claff it Puff it, you won't be caught in the bucket Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don Whoo, Jesus H Christ, what's going on? I don't know, I'm slumming on these ways now Getting insecure, very bad feeling, creeping slowly I need to go to sleep or go pee Your homies laughing at me with no teeth Oh jeez, this shit is so deep My brain's custard, what's happening? I don't understand, Max in Wonderland Wearing nothing but his slipping underpants Neon Dons in my socks and my shoes Plus I'm rocking my suit, fuck it, I'm due Hi, open up the door, let me climb through the window Uh, where are we? Half inside, half outside my body What's that noise? Sounds like a party Down a little passage we go open a black gate Just go through the back, don! Something creepy An old lady reading a Bible, a bed watching TV Out the back door into the backyard A monkey, thank God, whoa, that's a big black dog Vitsak! The lights get dim, everybody says hi to Don I'm with him, a lot of boob tube tops, a lot of low rise jeans Hi everybody, don't mind me Cold beers pumping out the freezer in the garage Don getting jiggy with some chickie with the fat arse Some guys by the braai playing dominoes, go Go Donnie Don, go Donnie Don, go God, my head's fried, I got the red eyes Little kids running around way after bedtime Looking funky in my undies, don't need the weed Don grabs the mic on the karaoke machine Wie maak die tol voor? Donnie maak die tol voor Wie maak die tol voor? Donnie maak die tol voor Go Donnie, go, go Go Donnie, go, go Go Donnie, go, go Go Donnie, go, go Maxi in die ghetto Inna die ghetto Maxi in die ghetto Inna die ghetto Go Maxi, say, say Go Maxi, say, say Go Maxi, say, say Yepa! My mind's open to the astro brain When Neon Don's brand new cell phone rings Hello? Is Max there? Just hang on, it's your wife, Maxi Hi honey I thought you were dead! Don't say that, I'm just hanging with Some new friends in the Cape Flats You're a fucking madman! Don't say that, listen I got another call I'll hold off for a straight back Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don Duck duck lollipop, me is full gom I've got a pen, I'm a roos joesjoe son Brand new '80s brand new pom pom Papa papa papa stop for the Neon Don It's the start of a new day, I'm on my way home On the highway in my underpants hitchhiking My rims sliding, I was so frightened Whoo, what a nightmare, whoa, here's the white van, cool I'm so glad you guys stopped Out the white van jumped two white cocks Is everything alright with you? Nee, alles is kwaai my bru