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Miss Serket is a Tramp
Broadway Homestuck
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(Ahahahaha! Oh, he's going to sing me a song, how cute!)
She gets too hungry
For dinner at eight
She loves the theatre
And she'll never come late
She'd never bother
With the people she hates
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
(What?!)
She doesn't like crap games
With the barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem
In ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt
With the rest of the girls
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's okay-
She hates California
It's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp!
(Ugh! Well, I never! I am not a tramp!
You know what? Hold my purse! I am going up there!
I have a bone to pick with Mr. Karkat Vantas
Ugh- let me through! Do you know who I am?!)
She gets too hungry
For dinner at eight
She likes the theatre
And she'll never be late
I don't usually bother
With the people I hate
That's how I got stuck here with this tramp
She doesn't like crap games
Not with barons or earls
She's too delicate for Harlem
And she dresses in ermine and pearls- who does that?!
She won't dish the dirt
With the rest of the girls (within earshot!)
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without a care
She's broke, and that's okay-
She hates California
It's too cold and too damp
That's why Miss Serket is a tramp!
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a tramp!
(Stop the music! I said stop it!
Mr. Vantas! I am speechless
Oh, I just- I've never, in my entire life been so- so
Impressed! Not bad, kid.)
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