Surfin'turd
Doctor Explosion
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I've got a pretty big turd in my hand now
Yeah my friendly masterpiece is not an insane one
I tried to help it to get out
Pick it with my hands, it came to me warm
Howdy my pretty little surfin' turd
Clean and fast I don't need any paper
Yeah my little surfin' turd is not a trouble maker
I'm proud of it, yeah I feel so glad
It's going through the loo, twisting and surfing
Bye bye pretty pretty pretty pretty surfin' turd
My surfin' turd was already tight yeah
And with the tide it appeared on the beach, how exciting
My brownie pal is no playboy
'Cause it brought summer fun to my back road
Bye bye my pretty little surfin' turd
Bye bye my pretty little surfin' turd
Bye bye my pretty big turd
Bye bye my pretty big turd
Bye bye my pretty little surfin' turd
Bye bye my pretty little surfin' turd