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Ancapistan
JREG
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Ah-ah, Commie
You wouldn't want to violate our NAP, now, would you?
We've got a recreational nuke pointed right at ya
Welcome to Ancapistan
Where every man can be a king
Welcome to Ancapistan
Where your worth as a man is the worth that you bring (Minarchist!)
In Ancapistan, we look after each other
We treat our trade partners as if they were brothers
There's solidarity in the trade community
No government tyranny here, we're finally free! (Hoppean!)
We don't have poors, and by poors I mean blacks
We've got open doors to the rich white upper-class
Stimulate economies without causing commotion
Degenerates get forcibly removed into the ocean
Uh, he doesn't mean that
What do you mean, Ancap? Yes, I do
Uh, Libertarian?
Don't worry, Ancap, I got you
Plebs are underpaid
Solidarity through trade
You can get laid with your maid or anyone who's underage
You know, Commie, I really don't see the problem with this at all
If corporations can be used to serve my people, then why not make use of them?
Don't start with this rightist unity, Nazi
Capitalism is the greatest evil of our time
And these kulaks revel in it
Keep your head down, and keep moving
And if you're a commie, the NAP cannot stop me
From throwing you out the choppie and then McNuking your body
'Cause commies aren't people, and stealing wealth is evil
So go starve all of your sheeple in your latest statist cathedral
You will be so happy here
The roads are broke but no one cares
We pay twelve bucks each breath of air
And everyone's a billionaire
(Except for the cripplingly poor)
Fuck off!
How did you get in my music video?
Go starve on the streets like you're supposed to
I'm paying my private police far too much if they keep letting this happen
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