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The Kosmos, Part 7: The Explanation
The Alchemist feat. Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire
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On a trip to Moscow, in his apartment in the capital
Ilyushinov was abducted by aliens
How much of that experience do you recall?
Can you describe to me?
Sweaty as fuck after my show, backstage
Met three bitches, video vixens
They ran up on me, grabbing at my zipper
Asses out of straight stunting
Thick like they only ate muffins
I smashed two in Dallas, grabbed the other one
Pillow talk, cuddling, underneath the sweaty comforter
One got her tongue in the ear, the other's massaging my nuts
When suddenly, I hear this beeping noise coming from a broad
A walkie-talkie sound, she responds like, "We're ready, boys"
The bed were laying in starts to glow
I blink, we're teleported to a place
Where everything is awkward shaped
I mean, the sun's blue, the snow's hot, the trees glow in the dark
A light stares right through you and hears your ultimate thoughts
It's weird, I tried to stand and got woozy
Next thing I know, the stripper broad is tied to me
Held captive by a race of strange beetle-like creatures
A gold one arose and said, "Take him to the leader"
They marched us through the whole village like a prize catch
And they just snapped pictures and threw confetti at us
So chaotic, they dropped us on our knees at the altar
A shadow came up from the throne and walked forward
It was the beetle oracle, her body sparkled
She carried a wooden totem, it flickered like a light strobe
Placed it around my neck, jammed her antennas in my head and
Entered in my brain, implanted thoughts where cells were dead
Then said, "Remember that nigga from the hill up in Brownsville
That you used to chill with, fuck hoes and trade games with?"
"Yeah, my nigga Dope from the Plazas
But fuck that nigga, he's a traitor and a little bitch"
"I didn't mean him
Confused him with the snake race out of quadrant ten
They wanna use our land for dick
And they're gonna blow us up like nitro
We summoned you here so you could lead us in battle"
I— I— I was taken by my apartment in Moscow to this spaceship
And we went to some star