The Wrestling Match

Eric Pierre, Rebecca Naomi Jones, Ato Blankson-Wood, Idania Quezada, Bronco, Melissa Apedo, Sandy 'Goldie' Randall, Tommy Williams, Jason Asher, & ‘As You Like It’ Original Public Works Cast

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Duke's Royal Wrestling Championship! Are you ready? I said, are you ready? Yeah! Come on, people, I can't hear you! I said, are you ready? Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, I present the royal, Duke Frederick! Ahh, ahh, ahh All hail Duke Frederick! Ahh, ahh, ahh All hail Duke Frederick! Let the games begin! Round one! Introducing the undefeated Reigning champion, Branko International! Branko, Branko He's the man No one can do it like Branko can! Branko, Branko He's the man No one can do it like Branko can! And his opponent, the fiery, the fearless, Rufus! Rufus is the man, Rufus is the man If anyone can beat him, Rufus can! Rufus is the man, Rufus is the man If anyone can beat him, Rufus can! Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall! Three! Two! One! Fight! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get him! Woah! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get him! Woah! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Rufus! Go and get him! Woah! Ooh! Aah! Ouch! Wow! One, two, three! And the winner is Branko! Round two! Branko faces his second opponent The primal, the vicious, Caveman! Caveman, Caveman He's the man If anyone can beat him, Caveman can! Caveman, Caveman He's the man If anyone can beat him, Caveman can! Wrestlers, you shall try but one fall! Three! Two! One! Fight! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get him! Woah! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get him! Woah! Let's go, Branko! Let's go, Caveman! Go and get him! Woah! Ooh! Aah! Ouch! Wow! One, two, three! And the winner is Branko again! Round three! The last round for the championship! Branko faces his third and final opponent, Orlando? Who is this kid? He's far too young Branko will eat him alive What a punk! He's got no shot He'll never survive Speak to him, ladies! See if you can move him! Young gentleman, we pray you for your own sake to Embrace your safety and give over this attempt! Do, young sir! Let your gentle wishes go with me to my trial, wherein if I be foiled, there is but one shame that was never gracious I shall do the world no injury, for in it I have nothing The little strength that I have, I would it were with you ¿Tú eres Orlando? Te voy a destruir! Ready, sir! You shall try but one fall! Three! Two! One! Fight! Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh-oh Do you think he can? Oh-oh, oh-oh Oh-oh, oh-oh Can he? Yes, he can! What an upset! Who'd have thunk it? Oh, excellent young man! What? No! Damn! Woah! One, two, three! And the winner's Orlando! Orlando-lando He's the man No one can do it like Lando can! Orlando-lando He's the man No one can do it like Lando can! Orlando, Orlando, Orlando!