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I Sniffed the Glove (vs. Cyferdyne)

The Gothsicles
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Playing Sheffield's Corporation On stage set to thrill With PCP Principle And Cyferdyne on the bill But the Cyfer guys needed An olfactory lift Went back into green room To find out that the glove was sniffed I sniffed the glove We sing serious songs About serious stuff We're a serious band Making jokes about spuff We played with The Gothsicles Down at corporation They said that we could sniff the glove So we did, no hesitation. Soaking up the sweat of my industrial stank With a scent to bowl you over like a dinosaur tank Taking damage over time from the senses assailed When poisonous vapors From the glove are inhaled It's so intoxicating Drink it in like River Phoenix We only wrote the last line So that we could say the word "dicks" And the stink doesn't stop With what I wear on my hand Because I am known far and wide Throughout the land As a natural resource Of critical mass 'Cause I can power a city With methane gas I just need to quickly go to the toilet Don't worry, I'll be back Wait, what, we-we're on now? UH! This is Cyferdyne and The Gothsicles! DO IT! DO IT NOOOOOOW!!!! You should have told me that it smelt so nasty I sniffed so hard I need a rhinoplasty You gave me all those drinks and then you took advantage Teasing us with, that Chicago meat sandwich Feeling violated, feeling totally used With all the time we've spent a part, we've all got the blues We think that you don't love us We think that you don't care We post your pics on Facebook and you don't even share Gonna go back to England And then I'm gonna getcha Your vocals are like Hocico Beat up by Ke$ha Your rhyme is in the shell Mine are totally ample 10 minutes left of Watchmen That you didn't sample Eye make-up, ties and suits And album covers stolen from Crysis 2 Autotuned to insane level Feel the burn, you dorks forever You spit rhymes like Shakespeare But a Shakespeare who likes toys Is your sound original? Or a rip off Beastie Boys? Too busy saving mermaids, or getting drunk cuts You drop beats like a juggler, who totally sucks You've got thick thumbs, like fat girls thighs Nintendo masturbation will damage your eyes We've run out of trash, 'cause you're such a nice guy But F.Y.I. 8 Bit died. Also, just for your information, we don't use auto-tune at all, so thank you I sniffed the glove and I liked it The smell of your sweaty fingers I sniffed the glove just to try it And I think I just don't mind it We're English for god's sake!