Skip to content
Lyric
Dive
Public playlists
My playlists
Search
Sign in
Oklahoma Christmas
Bruce Robison
Popularity ยท Low
+
๐ฌ๐ง English ยท Original
0
0
YouTube
Searching YouTube...
Lyrics
Original
Translation
Bilingual
My holiday tune ... see how it goes here
ย
It rained all the way to Tulsa, from dear old San Antone
Driving up, for Christmas Eve, at your Oklahoma home
Your family loves to live a christian life
But I was raised a different way, but you do the best you can
We never went to church much, but I'd love to think there's a higher plan
But I've never, felt so out of place before
ย
Oh, Lord, I said oh, Lord, to your grandmama
Jesus Christ, I said Jesus Christ again
God damn, I said pass the god damn sweet potato pie
I've gone and blown your Oklahoma Christmas time
ย
She thanked the Lord for all his blessings
On the poor, the drunk and blind
And for letting OU beat the Longhorns, the last two hundred times
ย
She thanked heaven for the turkey and the corn
I began to calculate how long to walk back to the Texas line
Cause I'm leaving if you kick me 'neath the table one more time
It made Waco look like a scene from Girls Gone Wild
ย
Oh, Lord, I said oh, Lord, to your grandmama
Jesus Christ, I said Jesus Christ again
God damn, I said pass the god damn sweet potato pie
I've gone and blown your Oklahoma Christmas time
ย
It's funny 'cause it's true
ย