Life (Terms and Conditions)
Tijuana Horror Club
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No matter what
What you believe
You'll pay a high price
But satisfaction guarantee!
You won't regret it
Just sign here!
There are a few side notes
Not a big deal, don't bother read!
There's a nine out of ten chances that it won't go well
You'll struggle through a life you didn't choose and then
The weight of the whole world is what you gonna feel
You gonna feel alone and wonder why you're here!
You gonna feel the burden of the whole damn world
But nobody will see it cause now you're on your own
But you got lucky man: you're a white male who likes pussy
You've avoided a lot of problems!
They say love is just like booze
It will hurt but feel so good!
It's just a dice roll
You got no control
So get your shit done
Today's your birthday, come on:
There's a nine out of ten chances that it won't go well
You'll struggle through a life you didn't choose and then
The weight of the whole world is what you gonna feel
You gonna feel alone and wonder why you're here!
You gonna feel the burden of the whole damn world
But nobody will see it cause now you're on your own
But you got lucky man: you're a white male who likes pussy
You've avoided a lot of problems!
You got lucky man: you're a white male who likes pussy
Now check your wallet, mate, and hope you'll find some pennies!