Cosmik Debris (live at Winterland Ballroom, San Francisco –
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Lyrics
Well the mystery man came over
And he said I'm outta sight
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote gis attention to me
But I said
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
Well the mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite
And the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said, "You may not believe this, little fella
But it'll cure your asthma too!"
And I said
Look here brother
I just can't go for what you say
I ain't going for it
I've been on the street since Tuesday
Now why don't you just go away
"I've got troubles of my own", I said
"And you can't help me out
So take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up yer snout"
"But I've got a crystal ball", he said
And held it to the light
So I snatched it all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was deep
I said some mumbo jumbos then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocket watch
And everything else I found
Had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around, I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down"
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
Go sell that jivin' Sausalito
But don't you waste your time on me
Thank you
The name of this song is Chunga's Revenge