Sidemeats Christmas Stew
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Whew!
Christmas time is drawing near, it's my favorite time of year
It's the time I cook a batch of Christmas stew
Don't need a recipe no more, I just eyeball her as I go
My tasting buds just tell me what to do
The boys look forward to my yearly'sperimentations
Why, it's become a dead burn yuletide sensation
Now follow closely and keep warm, and I'll show you how it's done
Every Christmas as I make my Christmas stew
Turn her around, boys
Oh!
You grab some bone, you grab some fat, a leg of this, a leg of that
That's the starting point if you must know it's true
Then you toss 'em in the pot, that ain't been washed a lot
Now you're cooking with the super lative brew
Toss in a can of coffee grounds if you can get 'em
Why, the boys are never gonna know what hit 'em
Oh!
Some motor oil, a splash of wine, mingled for a taste divine
A base on which to build this fine burgoo
Kick her upstairs
Oh!
Whew!
You say add beans, why by all means, well add the mother of all beans
And soak it in the broth all through and through
An old ox tail and buffalo hump, let it simmer for a month
Oh!
And season to the taste that best suits you
I make it grandly, with justifiable pride
Why only last year the whole crew nearly died
But that don't fill me none with fear
I'm gonna get it right this year
Come and get it boy, it's time for Christmas stew
Yodel ayee, yodel ayee, yodel oh!
Come and get it boys, it's time for Christmas stew
Let's eat