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Calvin Coolidge
The Loud House
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How does a pasty guy from Vermont
Get to be presi-daunt?
Cool, cool
Face not on any money
What
Grace Coolidge was his honey
Ooh
Dude was dry, but he was funny
What?
This guy rules the Roaring Twenties
Ooh
Tell the teacher your name, son
My name is
Calvin Coolidge, Presi-daunt
That name is Calvin Coolidge, Presi-daunt
And I've got a bunch of stuff to legislate
Get that straight
How do you know so much about Calvin Coolidge?
Cal finally got his shot when Warren G. Harding dies
Who?
Rode a mechanical horse in the White House for exercise
Hey!
Oversaw an economic boom that made the stocks balloon
What?
Supported women's suffrage and made the ladies swoon
Ooh
Was very fond of animals and pardoned the raccoon
What more could a country want?
My name is Calvin Coolidge, Presi-daunt
That name is Calvin Coolidge, Presi-daunt
Ooh
And you must memorize my life for school
Ain't that cool?
Cool
Stocks up, Cal out
Take the mic, Hoover!