Feed The Countries
Chris Rock
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Here's the thing with America, man
People hate America 'cause we can't
Make up our mind what we wanna be, man
America does good things, America does bad things
America does schizophrenic things, okay?
One cool thing America does that I love is we feed other countries
We feed other countries
It's beautiful that we feed other countries, yes!
Yes, it is!
But, but we only feed them when they're starving
Why can't we feed 'em when they're hungry?
You know, they didn't just wake up with flies
Around their lips and their bellies out to here
It took a while for shit to get that bad
And our government's like, "Nah, nah, wait for the flies
Wait for the flies, two more weeks, wait for the flies
Come on, more flies!"
And when we send 'em food, do we send 'em the good shit? No
What do we send 'em? Grain
Anybody here have grain today?
Anybody going to McGrainey's after the show?
Why can't we send 'em the good shit?
Why can't we send 'em some Cheez Doodles?
Some Funyuns?
Some Twinkies?
Why can't we just pour some gravy on the people?
Just get a big ol' vat of gravy and pour
It out the helicopter, "There you go
Drink up
Have some gravy"
People go, "Oh, I love America!
It's raining gravy!"
Shit, give 'em a Whopper, it's only ninety-nine cent
Shit, we call ourselves humanitarians, meanwhile
We're dropping fifty-pound sacks on forty-pound people