That And $20
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Grasshopper's sitting on a sweet potato's back
Ant beds are buzzing in the pavement's crack
She left me like a penny on an a train track
Far from home alone and broke flat
I guess I was wrong but I sure got some songs
That and 20 dollars'll get you fat
Now I'm bound to roam like Julius Caesar
But if I could I would love to squeeze her
I'm not a perv I just need a hobby
But she never wanted me to want her for her body
I guess I was wrong but I sure got some songs
That and 20 dollars'll buy you coffee
I just wanted love
I wasn't asking for everything
At least that's what I thought
When I went and bought that big ol' diamond ring
You can still get a steak & a date with a handful tulips
Come home drunk with a pie and a can of cool whip
How you gonna get it if you ain't got the bread
With a cloud of tears hanging over your head
I guess I was wrong but I sure got some songs
That and $20'll get you fed
Plastic spoons'll have to do for the shed
Hard life lessons learning to make up ya bed
That and 20 dollars'll get ya fed