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Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Emperor X
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She wrote her PIN down
And handed her phone
To the border officer
And he had some questions:
Country of origin?
Why are your kids so upset?
Where are you staying?
She quickly answered with:
My liberal dad
And my pious grandfather
In a Baptist backwater congregation
And the guard sang:
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Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
But you're from a place that's on this list they handed out
So you're not worth saving
I know you'll die before your time
And I hate to see it
But it's not my problem
Praise Jesus!
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Under the compound
Undะตr the counsellor's house
Undะตr the washing machine
Under the driveway
A stolen flare gun
And 40 liters of deionized water
And Bibles from China
And we sang in broken chords
To broken camcorders
And decide to ignore the commands of the Lord
When they stop us from scoring
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Praise Jesus! You're poor and dirty
If you were close to God you'd already be rich
And you'd be clean and you'd be worthy
Sadly, you come from far away
And you don't meet criteria for entry
But I'm really sorry, and that's what matters
Now get off of my country
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Our God is an awesome god to hang with
My pastor told me God said I was cool
And that my feelings bare the weight of moral sanction
And that all we have to do
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Is praise Jesus, spread the gospel
Anticipate the second coming of the Lord
And load our rifles
I know your baby's sick
And we stole every doctor on the planet
But it's not my problem! It's not my problem! It's not my problem!
Goddammit!
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Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Praise Jesus! Hail Reagan!
Amen!
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