Did I Feel A Fool
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Now Saturday nights I go out on the town
With me eye out for women if there's any to be found
And though I say it myself there ain't no one around like me
Now I met this girl the other night
I said hang around with me and you'll be alright
And I'll be honoured if you'll let me take you home tonight
Trust me
Now I ain't the one to boast but I can turn on the charm
Before I knew what happened she was there on me arm
So I said let's have a drink, I was made up as I could be
Now if it's alright with you she said I'll have a large gin
So I ordered her one up and got meself one in
But when I felt for me buns there was none in me bin
Trust me
Now if I'm honest with you did I feel a fool
I don't know how I ever managed to keep my cool
But I just pretended that nothing had happened at all
But did I feel a fool
Well I said to the governor chalk it up on the slate
And I'll pay you up tomorrow night I promise you mate
'Cause someone's nicked me wallet I ain't kidding mate
Believe me
Then I thought to meself I handled that well
He never sussed as far as I could tell
I just played it cool and said I'll run your own girl
Trust me
But her father was mad he was there at the gate
She said you better not come in 'cause he ain't off in a state
I said don't worry mate I can handle it just you see
I said oi dad here she is safe and sound
Just give me a minute to turn the car around
Then I'll run over a cat and knock the lamp post down
Trust me
Now if I'm honest with you did I feel a fool
I don't know how I ever managed to keep my cool
But I just pretended that nothing had happened at all
But did I feel a fool
Now all that's past now is me father-in-law
And we got three kids running round the floor
And I'll tell you it's a fact we're as happy as we can be
Me wife says I love you but I don't know why
I says it's 'cause I'm just a cool kind of guy
Then I goes to give her a kiss and pokes me fag in her eye
Trust me
Now if I'm honest with you did I feel a fool
I don't know how I ever managed to keep my cool
But I just pretended that nothing had happened at all
But did I feel a fool
Now if I'm honest with you did I feel a fool
I don't know how I ever managed to keep my cool
But I just pretended that nothing had happened at all
But did I feel a fool
Did I feel a fool