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Calm Down

Dr. Syntax
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Yo Fuck is this dude on? Jesus Yo Calm down mate, you don't want a problem here Cause you're the type to act proper weird every time you swallow beer Acting cracked out like you're on some dodgy gear Carry on with that now, someone's gonna box your ears You started off like we're best buddies But now, you're all up in my face like you're tryna head-butt me I had a feeling this would get ugly, don't touch me Take a step back, your breath smells funky You were a nice dude then you started telling me That I should sign you, like I'm gonna feel obliged to I'm not even gonna fob you off with "I might do" I don't have a label, it would only misguide you Everybody does it once in a while Punch drunk to the point they're chucking up bile But now you've run your mouth and you're below the belt You need to calm down and compose yourself Calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground You need to calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground Calm down, love, you're acting like a mental case The way you put the Beck's away, you're drinking like a heavyweight How did Jenna Jameson become Leatherface? Let me tell you straight, we are not going to second base You started off kind of shy and sweet Nice petite potential bride to be that was eyeing me To put it mildly, you had a surprise for me Now I hear a violent shriek every time you try and speak And I don't care that your breasts are large Cause the way you shake your legs and arms, that's not a sexy dance I'd rather end up with hairy palms Than pull a wench who has started to resemble an eccentric aunt Everybody does it once in a while I don't care if you're old enough, you're still a child Okay, I admit it, that's below the belt You should still calm down and compose yourself Calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground You need to calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground Calm down, man, this is going on too often You looking smashed is a sight that's all too common You've got skills and you need to make use of them They won't mean shit once you've got a booze problem You're doing shows getting smashed for free Don't let that JD lead you into self-parody What's as tragic as a drug-addled, not-so-young adult With love handles still trying to rap to beats? Not much actually, once you're washed up You'll have lost touch like a double-hand amputee You'll be a fucked up has-been casualty Resembling celebs in magazines doing crack and speed Everybody does it once in a while But don't try and front like it's part of your style No one knows you like you know yourself So you need to calm down and compose yourself Calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground You need to calm down, before you pass out I see you're still having a blast now But you'll be sleeping on the hard ground