Canal Street

Dirt Nasty

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I went down to Canal Street To get my gold chain from Mr. Lee I seen a fine freak that you wouldn't believe Six foot three with double D's Said she only liked white boys with steez "Don't I know you from MTV?" That's me, you seen Scary Movie 3? She said nah, then we went to eat I peeped her purse looked kinda cheap Gucci ain't spelled with an E Nails like Flo-Jo press-on leaves A little suspect but she fine to me In the back seat of the taxi Hopped out at Cipriani's And the maître d', he said to me "You know the policy, no zombies" Big fake ass, brand new D's Fresh new rhinoplasty Pastime is surgery Fugazi superstar Fake Chanel, Louis V Press-on nails straight from Lee Synthetic hair in your weave You know what you are Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street) Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street) Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street) Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street Went down to a crib in Tribeca Bet the house I'ma get the trifecta Fucked suck Carnegie double decker Beef curtain, failed a food inspector Hit it from the back, nice as love Pulled off the weave, Black Rob like whoa She freaked out and tried to leave I'm like baby, you could be my Mrs. Clean Right then I peeped the bird feet Only thing missing on this bitch is a beak Hang on baby, gotta take a leak Go ahead girl, I'ma watch TV Channel 3, more repeat Topic: Watch Plastic Surgery The first bitch had a familiar face Oh shit, same chick, I'm in a place, I'm gone Big fake ass, brand new D's Fresh new rhinoplasty Pastime is surgery Fugazi superstar Fake Chanel, Louis V Press-on nails straight from Lee Synthetic hair in your weave You know what you are Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street) Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street) Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street) Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street Chanel bag don't cost 25 bucks (Canal Street, Canal Street) Fake nose, fake lips, fake tits, what The fuck? (Canal Street, Canal Street) Rolex don't turn green in the shower (Canal Street, Canal Street) Gucci don't say made in Korea (Canal Street with your Canal Street shit) So check it out you Canal Street hoes Dudes like me see through your fake clothes And the fake bag and the fake weave And the fake shades, baby please And the fake shoes ain't Jimmy Choos Just be yourself girl, I ain't judging you I do me and you do you Then I do you in these real Prada boots Dirt nasty, got nada to prove And them blue contacts, you gotta remove If you ain't got dough for expensive clothes Get some secondhand shit at the thrift store Big fake ass, brand new D's Fresh new rhinoplasty Pastime is surgery Fugazi superstar Fake Chanel, Louis V Press-on nails straight from Lee Synthetic hair in your weave You know what you are Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Pick you up from the Asian peeps (Canal Street) Nothing real from head to feet (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street (Canal Street) Bitch, you're so Canal Street (Canal Street) Two for one with the DVD (Canal Street) Spare your real, yeah bitch please (Canal Street) That's why you're Canal Street, Canal Street