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Where Bobby lives there is a hill, a hill so steep and high
To Kill Bill for Jack and Jill, those things had to try
Once Bobby's go-cart broke away down the hill at kill
The careless nurse screamed with dismay, but Bobby was delighted
He clamped his hands, manner rude, and laughed in high elation
While close behind the nurse pursued with hopeless consternation
An officer slid off the lid, as Bobby he holed inside
And bellowed out "you scorching kid, I'll run
You down all right." But Bobby, down the go-cart
Slid and stared and smashed that cop completely
Over his head, over Bobby's head
The bodice ripped and bloodied neatly
The funny son of Sonny Greece was standing near the curb
Beside his pushcart wrapped in peace, that cart looked well disturbed
But all at once he got a shock, the go-cart speeding down
Collided with his fancy stock and lit it up for the town
The runway screwed up a bit and snapped at half its shorts
Which accident proved quite a hit, or rather a novel sort
The water spouted in a jet as much as ten feet high, and all
Was soaked and nearly choked, but cleaned up quickly nearby
When the go-cart speeded by, a bulldog boy from near
Seized upon the handlebar with boundless determination
The go-cart's wheels screamed as the tires squealed out behind it
And Bobby turned to look at the beast which didn't seem to mind it