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Bag Of Leaves
Trixie Mattel
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And it's not getting easier as I get older
You guys, I'm getting older, my body's changing
I'm shifting back into a bag of leaves
By the way, you guys are really good fans
I say some crazy shit like I'm turning into leaves
And you guys are like, "Yeah, girl, we're all leaves
What the fuck is she talking about?"
And I always wanted to be one of those people
Where I'm getting older and people go, "You are aging well"
Instead they go, "You are aging
Well"
Like, look at me from season seven of Drag Race to All Stars
It's like Tom Riddle, Voldemort
He said, "Voldemort, yas"
Get this the hell out of here
Can you just, I can't walk, can you just grab that?
We all float, Georgie
I'm getting older, you guys
And out of drag, I have a very distinct look, you know
Some would say I look like Patrick Stewart as a gay farmer
Some say I look like an ASL interpreter
Who moonlights as a Klan member
I think I look like Caillou with fetal alcohol syndrome
But I started losing my hair very young
So I thought, "Okay, if I shave my head, I will look the same forever"
So I shaved my head, I thought I would look like Vin Diesel
Instead I'm just Bobby Hill
And nobody tells you this, anybody have a shaved head?
It's a lot of fucking work, isn't it?
I just do chemo now, it's just
It's just easier
Already got your money
Men's Health magazine also says if you can't smell toast
It means you're gonna have a stroke within three months
So every day I wake up, I burn the shit out of some bread and just
We're good
I would like to stay alive
I mean, dying, dying affects you the least
Dying affects the people around you
When you die, you don't care, you're peace out, A-Town
But when you die, it affects the other people around you
Like, I remember my ex-boyfriend's mom passed away of lung cancer
And I found out because the Netflix I'd
Been stealing for three years expired
Thank you
I was like, "Really, Tammy? You couldn't have held on '
Til I found out if they made him a murderer or not?"
Twenty-nine years old
Ladies, my erection
I know I have so many fans that are teen girls
And I always wonder how they relate to me
They're like, "My fucking erection too, Trixie
Relatable goals AF, mom"
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