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Pound Puppies
Bill Engvall
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But I finally figured out what we are guys
You know what we are? We're pound puppies
I mean think about it
As long as we're getting petted and kissed, we're happy
Just don't send us back to the pound
And I can prove this
Listen to how women talk to men
"How you doing?"
And we're just like big old dumb dogs
"Fine!"
Look how men act when they see a good looking woman walk in a bar
I mean if we had a tail it'd just be going like that boys
Why do you think guys like to pee outside?
We're marking our territory
And like a dog, a man will hit on a woman anywhere, anytime
It does not matter the circumstances
A man could be strapped to the electric chair
If it's a good looking woman throwing the switch
His last words are gonna be
"Hey baby, how you doing?"
She's like "Fine"
He went out smoking
Man, speaking of smoking