Best Job Ever
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Monday morning and I wake up at 5am,
Canโt wait to get dressed and go to work with my friends.
Eat breakfast, get my wife to help me put on a shirt,
Then Iโm cruising in my car, I canโt wait to get to work
โCause all of my colleagues are the coolest guys,
Sit in ergonomic chairs in their suits and ties.
If working in the morning makes us feel sad,
Weโll just make a Power Point of all the fun weโre gonna have!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
A chequerboard transition.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Embedded video.
Yeah, yeah yeah
Weโll make it stand out,
And Iโll print you off some hand-outs.
By Monday lunch I know this week is gonna be the best,
Iโm eating Pret-A-Manger sandwiches at my desk.
Chicken, Avocado and a touch of lime,
And all the while Iโm flicking though the Financial Times.
I know this afternoon is going well,
When my Boss tells me itโs time to fire up Excel,
And calculate the profit margins since last August,
If my job equals brilliant, then letโs all sing the chorus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Conditional Formatting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Adding in some Word-Art.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And when itโs finished,
I will print you off a 3D pie-chart.
Compound IF statement breakdown!
IF โ Iโve gotta lot of docs that need editing,
AND โ Itโs 5, but I havenโt done everything.
THEN โ Iโm staying back to get the job done,
OR โ My Boss might tell my Mum.
IF โ Iโve had the best day ever,
AND โ I get a lift with my mate Trevor
THEN - Head back to his with some guys
Weโll keep working โtil sunrise!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Dan, Iโm going to need those reports now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, OK. Just after this synth solo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Iโm gonna send that fax by Value Added Tax,
And then Iโll email Jeff, attach a PDF.
Iโll take a conference call from here to Montreal,
Finally home by 10 and tomorrow Iโll do it again.
So, do you have those reports?
Umm, Yeah, I havenโt done them.
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