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Robert the Robot

Jemma Wakeman
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Long time waiting to be left hanging on When the person who answered had just hung up and gone So who do I speak to when there's nobody there? There's only Robert the Robot and you know he don't care He's an automated system who is programmed to speak And answer every single question in the space of a week Except he isn't really human and why should he care? His name is Robert the Robot and he's really not there Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot So simply call the call center, they will answer your call And give you multiple questions as a general rule Although you won't get an answer to your question today Because they're somewhere in Asia and a long way away Counter-production is the name of the game And so whatever the question then the answer's the same But first they put you on hold, wait a minute for laughs And later on you discover the incredible cost Ah, yeah Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot Robert the Robot My name is Robert the Robot and I don't even sleep Which means because I'm not human I'm incredibly cheap You can shout all you like, don't give a toss what I say Because I'm Robert the Robot and I'm here every day So this is a message, you were held in a queue But there will surely be an operator coming to you And nearly two hours later that familiar voice Says this is Robert the Robot and you don't have a choice Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah