Skip to content

Metal Police

Popularity ยท Low

YouTube

Searching YouTube...

Lyrics

I heard some rumours that was going around That your "Metal" band is coming to town But then I realized just what the hell you are With your poser haircuts and your 7-stringed guitars Saw you drag a keyboard up onstage A sight that almost made me vomit with rage When you pulled out that fancy 5-stringed bass I knew for a fact we had to kick your ass This is our streets and you should take our advice You better beware we won't tell you twice A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease We are the METAL POLICE! I heard you are sober and don't eat meat? Well, that's the way to lose some teeth You'll regret those expensive shoes Your designer shirts and tribal tattoos And that 6 minute song was a big mistake Time to wipe that smile of your stupid face We're the judge and jury and you're sentenced to die Now there's no way you're leaving town alive This is our streets and you should take our advice You better beware because we won't tell you twice A shitstorm is coming to rid the disease We are the METAL POLICE! We'll shove that keyboard down your throat Throw you in the river to see if you float Break both your knees and make you crawl So everyone can see who's the fucking law We are the METAL POLICE!