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Fruit Facts
The Vegetable Plot
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Fruit fruit
Telling you the truth
These are some facts all about fruit
Fruit fruit
Fruit Facts
I guess you could call this a fruit rap
You probably think you know all about fruit
They taste delicious, you turn them into juice
But when you do a little digging deeper down
True fruit facts will spin your head around
Did you know that some fruits are really vegetables?
Wait, is that correct, hang on a sec
Let me check in with my friend
Hey Google
Tell me if it's true that
A quarter of an apple is air
Yeah, look at an apple, there's air in there
And a banana is a berry
Am I confused by that fact?
Very
Fruit fruit
Telling you the truth
These are some facts all about fruit
Fruit fruit fruit facts
Yep, it's a fruit rap
Google is it true that a raspberry's actually a rose
And so is a peach and an apple?
And Google is it true not all oranges are in fact orange?
Cos that's a hard one to grapple with
I can confirm that is true
Can you, woohoo
Thank you Google, one more thing though
Somebody told me a pumpkin is actually a fruit
And so is Avocado?
That is correct
Woah, mind blown!
How are these facts not better known
Could it be they don't make sense to our senses
And thus they wriggle under our defences?
Fruit fruit
Telling you the truth
These are some facts all about fruit
Fruit fruit fruit facts
We're mad about fruit, we're fruit bats
By the way, that Google's
A very smart lady
I think she spends all day in the library maybe
And what she studies there
Is the everything of everything
Everyone and everywhere
That's a lot to know, that's a lot to find out
I bet she knows way more than most folks
She even tells jokes
If you're looking for some laughter
Oh no, where's the charger??
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Errr fruit facts
Let's see
Scanning for fruit facts in Gus's memory
Ah wait, something's coming back to me
There's a fruit called durian
And a fruity band called
Durian Durian
And did you know how
Many apples grow on trees?
All of them
What kind of fruit is found on a calendar?
A date
Do you get it, a date?
And what do you give a sick lemon
Anyone, anyone, anyone?
Lemon aid
Knock knock
Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
Rat ta tat tat
Doctor doctor there's strawberries in my ears
Doc says "relax Gus, I've got some cream for that"
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
Wait for it
Slippers
And what did the apple call its two kids
Pip and Pippa
Mr Aspara Gus, are these real facts or just jokes?
Ah, well you see class
Sometimes
When the facts are hard to swallow like these
You need to sweeten them with comedy
Fruit fruit
Telling you the truth
These are some facts all about fruit
Fruit fruit fruit facts
It's a fruit rap
Pineapple
Strawberry
Raspberry
Boysenberry
Mango
Watermelon
Wait, is this an Apple
Hey Siri, wrap about fruit with me
Dragon fruit
Passion fruit
Kiwi fruit
Fruit salad
Mango
Lychee
Peach, Plum
Durian
Pineapple
Strawberry
Raspberry
Boysenberry
Mango
Watermelon
Apple, orange
Lime and lemon
Woooo
Fruit Facts
Mango mango mango
Mango mango mango
I guess you could call this a fruit rap
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