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Who Wants a Haircut?
The Simpsons
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Mom, Bart and I have been talking
You have? That's so nice
What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kids' barber
Shop in the mall and we'd like to start going there
A kids' barber shop? But they don't have my templates
Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd
Like our hair to look like, um, people hair
Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your
Precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you
Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh
Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones
Yay!
Hmm, I guess I'll just cut my own hair
Who wants a haircut?
Who, who, who, who
Who wants a haircut?
Who, who, who, who, who
Who wants a haircut?
Who, who, who
Which side do you want your part on?
Left, right, stab, stab, stab
You're the boss
What the hell? Whoa!
Oh Bart, you look worse than Aunt Patty in the morning, and
There ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning