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Political Compass Rap : Political Compass Rap
JREG
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Hi I'm totalitarian right
I'm the voice of the people if the people were white
Don't mean to get up in your face but we're getting replaced
Culture war now, let's win this race
Okay uh, fifteen dollars right?
That's one dollar for every year that she's been alive
Well, ugh, I keep telling you it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia
Oh, she's only fourteen?
Guess it is pedophilia
Still, it's one dollar off, right?
Oh hi!
I'm anarchist right
I don't believe in a state
None of this might makes right
I think market forces should guide the world
And if there is a market for it I should be able to buy this girl
Thirteen dollars, final offer-
You two make me sick
I am the proletariat
You two capitalist pigs will get round up and shot
And I will speak for the weak whatever they want me to or not
I am totalitarian left
My side is the best
I realize the last five times we tried this we all starved to death
But I have a really good feeling about the next
I'm anarchist left and oh fuck
This is not a place for me
How all these ideologies suck so much?
Anyone wants some DMT?
Eh, I'll have some, Here
Ew, not for free!
How do you expect to stimulate the economy?
Okay, first things first, fuck you!
Wha- Wha- what did I do?
Second, you want to crush people through the state
I mean, yea sure, the state is great
You claim to want equality but how can that be
When the state is controlling how equal you can be
And third, fuck you!
And fourth, you are not even an anarchist dude
You expect to keep people in line without a state, please
At least the three of us aren't in contradictory
This guy claims to be an anarchist but fetishizes cops
Hey! If cops can be bought then cops are great
They're only bad when they are used as tools of the state
Ugh, clearly you are the side most deserving hate
Are you fucking kidding me?
There is a Nazi in the northeast!
I do not see what you mean
Haha, this guy is a treat (What the fuck)
Stop whining about tyranny
You'll never achieve anything with anarchy
I only keep you around because you shut their speeches
There should be no platform for government or Nazis
Agh, there the left goes again threatening my free speech
I just want you to hear my important ideas
I'm not gonna listen to a fucking Nazi!
I'm not a Nazi!
That's simply untrue!
Thought I will say not a big of the Jews-
Uh oh, Globalists, he means Globalists
What, no I don't
Work with me here!
You're clearly a Nazi!
I'm more of a race realist, white Identitarian
Who believes in strong government
Sure totalitarian
But I don't want genocide, I just want ethnostate
What if people don't wanna leave?
Then we have genocide and it's great!
Agh, this is why I can't associate with you!
Agreed, come near me and it's World War Two Two
We both know there is a pipeline between you and me
And you seem embarrassed by how much we agree
And all you do is complain you god damn hippie
You think everyone can just get along
But the truth is ruthless
You're ruled by strong
Exactly which is why we need to stop
This one time destruction of capitalist root
You send your workers to die early in graves
The working class so your working slaves
Wait, what's wrong with slaves, slaves are fine
Listen dude, this is not the time
Why do you think we need a state to do it
Yea, don't tread on me man!
Ugh, screw it
Why are you like this?
Why are you on my team?
Oh, I'm sorry, did you forget
Everything you have is made by capitalists
It's not the state, it's cold hard cash
That builds your roads and feeds your cats
Everything you're saying is utter bullshit
It's not a system of oppression because you're bad it
It is!
You perpetuate a racist system
Capitalism is colonialism
Colonialism is racism
What's wrong with racism-
Oh, Please shut the fuck up
There you go again saying I see race
How can you say that shit with a straight face
The only colour that I see is green
Greed is the only way to true equality
Capitalism is destroying Mother Earth!
You fascists prioritize human life under net worth
There the left goes again calling everyone fascist
Yea, it's very hurtful
YOU'RE ACTUALLY FASCIST!
See, this is what happens when you don't have a state
Everyone just degenerates
That's right!
Wait, why I am agreeing with you, your ideologies killed millions
Okay, true, but I didn't mean it
At least the people I kill are people I'm trying to
The only people that you kill is you
Says the person who's hero put a bullet through his brain
Come here fascist scum feel some communist pain!
Guys, Guys!
Centrist here
All of this extremism is causing me fear
Isn't there something everyone just find together and agree on?
Not with them, They are the first to go!
I'm not engaging in discourse with these people
There is no way I am getting along with them
Come on, there must be something
I mean, think about it, the supporters of all of you guys have anime profile pictures
That's degenerate, but yes they do
See, isn't that enough to bound the four of you?
Ugh, get out of here you neo liberal scum
Yea, go perch peace to someone
I bet this cuck watches mainstream news
Ugh, who the fuck watches mainstream news?!
Wait, you guys hate the centrists too?
I thought it was just me that that thought the centrists were shit
But I guess we all the moderates!
You all still get the bullet thought
Uh, can we get the gas chambers prepared for these three?
I- I will bash all of your skulls in
I keep telling you it's ephebophilia!
We should commit genocide
We should not do that?
They both make such compelling arguments!
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