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The World According to Chris
Jeanna de Waal/Ben Thompson/Christy Altomare/Derek Klena/Carrie: The Musical Ensemble
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Guess what, ever since the world began
Same plot, everyone's been dumping on their fellow man
Pounding people they feel better than
I hope you're taking notes cause
You feel everyone deserves a shot, get real!
Some of us have got it girl and some got squat
That's the truth, oh honey, like it or not
I hate to break it to you
My daddy taught me you get nowhere being nice
So now I'm sharing his advice
The world according to Chris is
Better to strike then get struck
Better to screw then get screwed
You'd probably think it's bizarre
But that's the way things are
But that doesn't mean it has to be that way!
What does it cost to be kind?
Ew, what have you done with my best friend?
Billy, so tell me, am I right, or am I right?
Trust me
I swear there's a dick in every class
Not fair; each and every time I fail, those losers pass
Hey, everyone of them can kiss my ass
You wonder why I love him
One year, there was this good looking guy
So queer; and on top of that he had a wandering eye
One day he looks at me and, huh, bye-bye
I bet he got the message
We're here to tell you how this whole damn freak show works
If you don't listen, then you're jerks!
The world according to Chris is
Better to punch than get punched
Better to burn than get burned
Learn that and you're gonna go far
Cause that's the way things are
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Do you believe her?
C'mon, she's just being Chris
You weren't there! It was awful! We were hurting Carrie!
Ah, I'm sure it wasn't that bad
Tommy, you don't understand
What was just a joke got out of hand
We kept on screaming til she hit the floor
C'mon, everybody was doing it
Hey, I was in there, too
What came over me was something new
I did things I'd never done before
And now I wish there's something I could do or say
I've never ever felt this way
Look, Sue
Don't be so hard on yourself
You can tell me to keep my mouth shut
But, wanna know what I'd advise?
What?
Apologize
Apologize! Oh, Tommy! That's genius!
Ew, Sue
I can tell you're feeling sad, boo hoo!
So, we clobbered Carrie and that's too damn bad
This is why you've gotta love my dad
He's got the right idea
My daddy taught me who's on top and who's below
And now it's time I let you know
The world according to Chris
You're joking, right? You can't possibly mean all this?
Why are you being such a buzz-kill?
Chris, grow up
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Let's party, people!
The world according to Chris (The world!)
The world according to Chris (The world!)
The world according to Chris (The world!)
The world according to Chris (The world!)
The world according to Chris is
Better to whip than get whipped
Even if somebody bleeds
Please, nobody dies from a scar
And that's the way things are
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