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Company Time
Taku The Bard
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Alarm clock screaming, coffee tastes like mud
Boss man's grinning while he's tracking all my blood
He bought another boat, I bought generic bread
I'm doing math at checkout, wondering how I'm not dead
Clocking in at 8 AM, trying not to cry
Smiling through the meetings while my soul waves goodbye
Karen wants a spreadsheet, Steve broke the copier
I've mastered looking busy like a workplace warrior
They say teamwork makes the dream work
But whose dreams are we talking 'bout?
'Cause I'm surviving Monday mornings
Fueled by caffeine and spite somehow
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
If I'm gonna answer emails that could've been assigned
Then bathroom breaks become a form of overtime
Flush with pride, I'm reclaiming what's mine
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
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Mandatory fun day with a lukewarm pizza slice
A "we're a family here" speech that somehow raised no price
They put up motivational quotes beside the break room sink
But Susan stole my yogurt, so I don't know what to think
Got a "world's best employee" mug instead of extra pay
I'd trade this thing immediately for one additional day
The copier jams, the Wi-Fi dies
And somehow all these problems are what you should prioritize
They say go above and beyond with passion in your heart
But passion doesn't pay the bills or fix my rusty car that won't start
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
When profits rise and raises hide
You learn to treasure every bathroom ride
Read a meme, scroll a line
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
Now I'm not saying don't work hard
I do the job I signed up for
But if nature calls at 10:04
You won't see me sprinting for the door
No guilt, no shame, it's biology
A tiny act of workplace equality
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
From cubicles to factory lines
Workers everywhere know this rhyme
Wash your hands and you'll be fine
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time
So here's to every overworked and underpaid soul
Just trying to survive while chasing payroll
Do your best, keep your humor, don't let the stress define
And if you gotta go, make it company time
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