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Life As a Simp
Donnoven
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Omg I'm so sorry, I just saw this
What? It's been a month
I thought you were dead
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes
If you only need one dick, let me know
Tell me how your day was
Girl, you look famous
Let me take you out I bet that you like Asian
Do your feet hurt?
Girl, let me rub those
Let me take you to the mall and buy you new clothes
If you like that throw it in the bag
I'ma buy it for ya, fuck a price tag
If you do it then you know I like that
How the fuck am I in love after one day?
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes
If you only need one dick, let me know
Baby, are you hungry?
Come up to my place
We can kick it on the couch and order Postmates
We talking friend zones
I'll be in first place
Even though I know I'll never see your O face
Out with your friends, yeah, I'll pick you up
Have a sleepover, I'm in love
Cuddle all night, just my luck
I just realized we're never gonna...
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes
If you only need one dick, let me know
She said I'm like a brother to her?
Brother-zoned?
Bro, that's worse than friend-zoned
Hold up, hold up, I just got a text message from her
Hey, Bestie?
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes
If you only need one dick
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call 'em hoes
If you only need one dick, let me know
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