Wunderfizz – Attributes
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Makes your hair full and thick
Say, that's quite a trick
Makes you muscled and strong
More right than wrong
Your math scores will sore
Brains galore!
It can straighten your tie
My oh my
We'll improve your IQ
Better than 102?
You'll be a real man
She's talking about me, man
Be more popular at parties
More unstupid smarties!
It can clear up your pimples
Uhh, those are dimples
Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz, is
Haha!
Wonderful Wunderfizz soda
Wunderfizz may cause anal fissures
Sexual side effects in men and women
May cause elephantiasis of the uvula
Do not operate heavy machinery
Or consume pork or dairy products
Immediately after consuming Wunderfizz
And if you're over 50
Please consult your physician
Before enjoying the wonderful Wunderfizz family of sodas
Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz
Is
Wonderful Wunderfizz
It'll make you tingle