Scat(tological) Songs: My lady and her Maid (Ellis)
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My lady and her Maid upon a merry pin,
they made a match at farting who would the wager win.
Joan lights three candles then and sets them bolt upright,
with the first fart she blew them out, with the next she gave them light.
In comes my Lady then with all her might and main,
and blew them out and in and out and in and out again.