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Revenge of the Nerds
Former Fat Boys
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Its the return of the fat kid
the dork stikes back
i'm a brand new hope
when these clones attack
a phantom menace
now i have returned
Wittness the rebirth
this is the revenge of the nerd
the fat kids back
the fat kid has returned
pciking up chicks
cuz all the fat he burned
still a nerd
fuck what you've heard
i'll emerge
king of the suburbs
and lord of the adwords
nerdier than star wars geekier than star trek
getting rides to PAX like mom we there yet
punt me, dos me, i ain't leaving
i'll be hawking cds like my name was steven
shooting some aliens like i'm spaceman spiff
send em swimming with the fishes down with mc chris
cuz no one ever says get good grades
you can get straight A's
its ok
cuz one day those A's will get you laid
cuz one day those A's will get you paid
cuz one day those A's will make you great
then can rub that shit in everyone's face
Former Fat Boys, MC Lars, Beefy:
we've been pushed down in the dirt
we've been the source of your burns
physically and emotionally hurt
we've heard all sorts of harsh words
teased cuz we're fat or we're squirts
gotten blood on our yoda shirts
we think its time that your learned
we think its time that you heard
we think its time we stood up
we think its time we returned
we think its time we were heard
this is the revenge of the nerds
keithy keithy he's so beefy
he sat down and squashed the city
he's half cow and half a beener, neener, neener, neener
been pushed and I pushed back
throw downs at the gym track
where I smash em with the backpack
kids wanna bring the big man down
make a big man sound
it's no wonder that i hit the stage and let the nerdy rage
spill off the page
but still inside me is that lonely kid who's just way to pissed because he's always hit
just, jot it down with a pad and a pen
if I wore a trenchcoat you'd take me seriously then
why I don't get mad when other rappers diss
because I heard better fat jokes at the age of six
so talk your smack behind my back
you better watch out because I'm on the attack
and they kick and they punch and they taunt and they spit
now they're all pissed off because I'm big on the net go!
MC Lars:
once upon a time I wrote a rhyme
and this line it defined what was mine so benign now it's always rap time
fillin the hole I wish I knew
you can't please everyone
this much is true
cuz people said this, people said that, people said you're nerdy on the mic when you rap
who cares what they say when it's never that smart
to see your worth in how people judge your art
so show after show, yo, I got addicted
to being on stage so unrestricted
finally found peace and serenity in a post modern identity
now i rap for me
and I can't go wrong
lots of kids on rhymetorrents with opinions on my songs
i'm here to lyrically assassinate the mediocre
stake to your heart rip, bram stoker
i'm muderous now
oh so solid
but back in the day I was a little awkward
now in magazines
watchin my scene
explode
unfold
and the future holds
everything that I dreamed about
the full count
sermon on the mount come and hear me shout
all about nerd pride and "what's inside"
that sticks in the hearts and minds of the people
back then, when the kids were evil,
i plotted revenge now I laugh last
i came up in the game just all quick fast
now i see these people from my past
and they ask how did you do it?
how did you come up in the game so fluid?
I planned this, planned to ninja vanish on all the haters
now I command this, command this
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