Khorne Has A Horny Wife
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Raise your mugs you muddy boots
Bang the tables twice and thrice
Sing it loud till commissars glare
This one's paid for with dice and vice
Khorne has a horny wife so they say so they say
That's why the blood keeps flowin every blasted day
Skulls for the throne and ale for our life
He's mad as a god can be
Khorne has a horny wife
They tell us gods are simple things
Rage and roar and endless strife
But anger's got a bedtime cause
And his wears boots and calls him husband at night
While he's countin skulls in brass parade
She's countin buttons popped too tight
And every guardsman with a grin too wide
Finds religion by candlelight
Khorne has a horny wife so they say so they say
That's why the axes never rest nor fade
Skulls for the throne and ale for our life
He's mad as a god can be
Khorne has a horny wife
Why's he shout for blood all day
Why's peace a word he hates to hear?
Cause every time he turns his back
Some hero's flexin in his ear
Red armor red face redhot shame
While she's got eyes for the Emperor's finest gear
And when the sheets start soundin like a charge
Another war begins right here
Khorne has a horny wife so they say so they say
That's why the galaxy's in disarray
Skulls for the throne and ale for our life
He's mad as a god can be
Khorne has a horny wife
He don't hate love he hates the joke
That every trooper in the line
Thinks a blessing from the Blood God's bride
Is a badge they'll brag about in time
Broad of shoulder thick of neck
Marchin proud in flak and spite
Each one swearin they're the reason
He woke up swingin all last night
Khorne has a horny wife so they say so they say
That's why the drum of war won't stay
Skulls for the throne and ale for our life
He's mad as a god can be
Khorne has a horny wife
So when you're kneedeep in the gore
And wonder why the orders scream
Remember there's a jealous god
With trust issues and a mean selfesteem
Every skull's a petty thought
Every war a marital fight
Every planet burned to cinders
Is him losin another night
Khorne has a horny wife so we sing so we sing
That's why the galaxy's got broken rings
Skulls for the throne and ale for our life
Drink up and laugh while we're still alive
He's mad as a god can be
Khorne has a horny wife