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Enderman Rap (Uncircumcised Version)
Dan Bull;Rockit Gaming
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Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then dip into different positions
While lifting a brick, with no slip of permission
I'm not the most vicious of villain
I'm nickin' it just to make vanilla thrillin'
I'm not into killin', but if you were given the gift of intuition
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide
I'm terrible shy, and I don't know why
So please do me the following courtesies
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm averse to being observed at night
So if you see me, you deserve to die!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no... no!
OY!
I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, you're jibbering-jabbering like
An old man reminiscing of back in the war!
I'm naturally, massively tall
I should be practicing baskety-ball
But I can't find a ball without corners at all
So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall!
If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes
But be aware this is my home!
I roam through the night alone
Hoping to find someone I can bone
But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time
Like a rotary dial phone! (Br-r-riiing)
I don't want to die alone, my type of solo's a xylophone!
When you spend a spell in the underworld
You tend to smell people j'under hurl!
How can I ever befriend a girl?
She'll never let me give her my enderpearl--
Necklace, you'd best have a stake in the game
When you see my head shakin', I'm quakin' with rage
Just in case you require a refresher
I'VE GOT SUCH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE!
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Endermen
No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the Enderman
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Huhuahahaha!
Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
I'm chasing after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight until you die!
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse!
So easily amused to watch you die!
Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive!
I have you in my sights (no, no, no, no!)
Now you see me, now you don't
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
Oh, no, I'm on a mission
To win the staring competition
I'll let you live on just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
No, no, no, no!
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